Let Me Check My Giveashitometer Mug

One moment. Checking now... Nope. Still empty.

For the person who has officially run out of energy for things that don’t matter — this mug speaks the truth so you don’t have to. Sip it slow. The reading isn’t going to change.

The perfect gift for the brutally honest friend, the coworker who’s done with the drama, or anyone who’s mastered the art of not sweating the small stuff.

• Unapologetically honest humor for the unbothered
• 11oz ceramic mug — the perfect everyday size
• Dishwasher and microwave safe for effortless care
• Great gift for birthdays, holidays, coworkers, or just because
• Pairs perfectly with your morning coffee and zero tolerance for nonsense

Results may vary. Reading is usually zero.